fuckme-bradtollman:

potatoandotherwise:

oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything

so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”

and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”

and I’m like

mom

image

those are guitar strings

tone lasts 3-5x longer B)

224114 — Jun 10th, 2015 — 7:24pm
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